MOVIE WAVs
acedonot.wav Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, "Do NOT go in there! Whoo!" (84KB)
acelaugh.wav Jim Carrey's famous laugh from Ace Ventura (12KB)
acetrek.wav Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, "Just can't do it, Captain...I don't have the time!" (41KB)
alrighty.wav Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, "Alrighty then!" (24KB)
amphetim.wav Lloyd Bridges from Airplane!, "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines." (28KB)
asif.wav Alicia Silverstone from Clueless, "As if!" (48KB)
bandcamp.wav Alyson Hannigan from American Pie, "And one time, at band camp..." (19KB)
beaver.wav Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, "Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!" (40KB)
behave.wav Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, "Oh behave!" (38KB)
booze.wav Bill Paxton from Weird Science, "The boozehounds return!" (21KB)
chacha.wav Steve Carell from Bruce Almighty, "I do the Cha-Cha like a sissy girl." (36KB)
chicken.wav Hilarious clip!! Taken from the Young Guns movie, "Did you see the size of that chicken?" (32KB)
cornflak.wav Ronny Cox from Total Recall, "I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes." (71KB)
crazy.wav Jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets, "Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." (39KB)
crying.wav Tom Hanks from A League Of Their Own, "There's no crying in baseball!" (29KB)
dblact.wav Mel Gibson from the Lethal Weapon series, "No, I'm chaos and he's mayhem...we're a double act." (26KB)
deaf.wav Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, "Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?" (35KB)
detector.wav Bruce Willis from Die Hard 2, "What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?" (49KB)
divorce.wav Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall, "Consider that a divorce." (29KB)
dontbsme.wav Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall, "C'mon...don't bullshit me." (17KB)
drvthru.wav Real hilarious clip from Lethal Weapon 2. Involves Joe Pesci ranting and raving about drive-thrus. Rated R, however. (206KB)
enema.wav Jack Nicholson as the Joker from Batman, "This town needs an enema!" (10KB)
entertai.wav Russell Crowe from Gladiator, "Are you not entertained?!" (62KB)
eroneous.wav Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!" (43KB)
europe.wav Tom Cruise from War Of The Worlds, "No Robbie, not like Europe!" (81KB)
excelent.wav Clip taken from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, "Excellent!" (11KB)
expect.wav One of the most famous quotes from the James Bond series. From Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" (100KB)
failure.wav Famous clip from Cool Hand Luke, "What we've got here is...failure to communicate." (111KB)
famous.wav Emilio Estevez from the Young Guns series, "Yoo-hoo! I'll make ya famous." (37KB)
favor.wav Walter Matthau from Grumpy Old Men, "Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow!" (52KB)
feelthat.wav Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, "Yes! Oh yes! Can you feel that buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?" (69KB)
finger.wav Robert Stack from Airplane!, "Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been." (59KB)
france.wav Steve Carell from Bruce Almighty, "In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France!" (86KB)
francis.wav Funny line from Stripes, "Any you guys call me Francis...and I'll kill you." (45KB)
givedamn.wav One of the all-time favorite lines from Gone With The Wind, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (47KB)
goahead.wav Clint Eastwood's signature line from the Dirty Harry series, "Go ahead...make my day." (32KB)
goinon.wav From the James Bond movie Live And Let Die, "What the hell is goin' on?!" (34KB)
goodmo.wav Robin Williams from Good Morning, Vietnam, "Good morning, Vietnam!!" (47KB)
groovy.wav Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, "Oh, groovy baby!" (26KB)
hopper.wav Dennis Hopper from Speed, "Do not attempt to grow a brain!" (27KB)
hurl.wav Dana Carvey from Wayne's World, "I think I'm gonna hurl!" (19KB)
igonutz.wav Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon 2, "I'm surprised you haven't heard about me. You know, I've got a bad reputation...sometimes I just go nuts like now." (121KB)
ilbeback.wav Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator, "I'll be back." (12KB)
invincbl.wav From the James Bond movie Goldeneye, "I am invincible!" (36KB)
jaws.wav The eerie tune that lets you know that the shark is coming in Jaws (57KB)
johnny.wav Jack Nicholson from The Shining, "Here's Johnny!" (33KB)
kansas.wav The famous line from Wizard Of Oz, "Toto, I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore". (50KB)
killtime.wav Jim Carrey from The Mask, "I was just killin' time." (31KB)
kmartsux.wav Dustin Hoffman from Rain Man, "K-Mart sucks." (13KB)
knowwill.wav From Raiders Of The Lost Ark, "I'll tell you everything!" "Yes...I know you will." (149KB)
lavista.wav Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator 2, "Hasta la vista, baby." (39KB)
letsrock.wav Jim Carrey from The Mask, "Let's rock this joint!" (52KB)
litenup.wav Funny line from Stripes, "Lighten up, Francis." (25KB)
litlgirl.wav Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "Stop crying like a little girl." (17KB)
madhell.wav Peter Finch from Network, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!" (41KB)
marcia.wav Jennifer Elise Cox from The Brady Bunch Movie, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" (19KB)
mattress.wav Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "It could have been the soft mattress or it could have been the midnight rape." (71KB)
milkshak.wav
Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood, "I drink your milkshake! [slurping sound] I drink it up!" (169KB)
mmmhmm.wav Billy Bob Thornton's character from Sling Blade makes this sound (35KB)
monkey.wav Mike Myers from Wayne's World, "Yah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt." (26KB)
motrboat.wav Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "You motorboatin' son-of-a-bitch, you old sailor, you!" (80KB)
narley.wav Sean Penn from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, "Oh, narley!!" (22KB)
nasty.wav From the James Bond movie Octopussy, "You have a nasty habit of surviving!" (83KB)
niceday.wav Kevin Spacey from American Beauty, "Have a nice day." (22KB)
normal.wav From the James Bond movie The World Is Not Enough, "Can't you just say hello, like a normal person?" (79KB)
notwrthy.wav Dana Carvey from Wayne's World, "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!" (67KB)
noway.wav Mike Myers from Wayne's World, "No way!" (21KB)
numnuts.wav Lee Ermey (the drill instructor) from Full Metal Jacket, "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!" (39KB)
ondope.wav Ray Walston from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, "What are you people, on dope?!" (50KB)
party.wav Jim Carrey from The Mask, "It's party time!" (43KB)
plantdie.wav Bill Murray from Stripes, "You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!" (31KB)
pony.wav Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, "Looks like Chuck's takin' a ride on the Wild Baloney Pony!" (51KB)
popquiz.wav Dennis Hopper from Speed, "Pop quiz, hotshot!" (18KB)
price.wav Adam Sandler from Happy Gilmore, "The price is wrong, bitch!" (23KB)
problem.wav Tom Hanks from Apollo 13, "Houston, we have a problem." (26KB)
problems.wav Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "Why don't you try gettin' jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems? Jackass!" (63KB)
pulpfix.wav Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction, "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" (29KB)
randy.wav Mike Myers from the Austin Powers movies, "Very randy!" (15KB)
realgood.wav Jim Carrey from The Mask, "You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around you'll always be second-best, see?" (57KB)
reason.wav Funny clip by Jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets. He's explaining how he can write women so well. (78KB)
shirley.wav Dialog taken from Airplane!. Leslie Nielson's character thinks that Robert Hays is calling him Shirley. (42KB)
shutmout.wav Rebecca DeMornay from Wedding Crashers, "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" (25KB)
smiter.wav Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty, "Smite me, oh mighty smiter!" (43KB)
smokin.wav Jim Carrey from The Mask, "Ssssmmokin'!" (49KB)
snivling.wav
Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood, "Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense!" (93KB)
sorydave.wav H.A.L. from 2001: A Space Odyssey, "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." (30KB)
sprinkle.wav Tommy Lee Jones from The Fugitive, "Well think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate donut with some of those little sprinkles on top, will ya?" (69KB)
sobsht.wav Foreign student from Stripes with the only phrase he knows. Rated PG-13. (23KB)
spicy.wav Jim Carrey from The Mask, "That's a spicy meatball!" (35KB)
sptblood.wav Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, "Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood?" (33KB)
stopme.wav Jim Carrey from The Mask, "Oooh! Somebody stop me!" (94KB)
swallow.wav Bruce Campbell from Evil Dead 2, "Swallow this!" (11KB)
toast.wav Clip taken from Die Hard, "Oh my God, the quarterback is toast!" (31KB)
tongue.wav From Blazing Saddles, "You use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore." (36KB)
trdbrain.wav Bill Paxton from Weird Science, "Good morning, turdbrain!" (18KB)
truth.wav Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men, "You can't handle the truth!" (21KB)
tumor.wav Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop, "It's not a tumor!" (23KB)
tunatown.wav Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, "Yeah, looks like Chuck's takin' the skinboat to Tunatown!" (55KB)
ublewit.wav Robert DeNiro from Copland, "You blew it!! You blew it!" (31KB)
whatprob.wav Sean Penn from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, "Hey bud, what's your problem?" (17KB)
wheee.wav John Travolta from Face/Off, "Wheee! Ha ha! What a predicament!" (32KB)
whipout.wav Classic sound byte from Blazing Saddles: "'Scuse me while I whip this out." (42KB)
wrong.wav Bill Murray from Stripes, "There's something wrong with us...something very, very wrong with us!" (48KB)
yeahbaby.wav Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, "Yeah, baby!" (14KB)