TV WAVs
32dohs.wav Homer Simpson from the Simpsons having a fit. (174KB)
aint.wav Daffy Duck screaming, "I ain't no bunny rabbit!" (25KB)
apulive.wav The store clerk (Apu) from the Simpsons, "I don't want to live anymore." (17KB)
archie.wav Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Geez, I can hardly wait." (34KB)
awwcrap.wav Homer Simpson from the Simpsons, "Aww crap!" (14KB)
badday.wav Funny clip taken from Married With Children. (57KB)
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD WAVs [not intended for children]
bigidea.wav Cartoon clip- Foghorn Leghorn exclaiming, "What's the big idea?" (23KB)
bugshbkn.wav
Cartoon clip- Bugs Bunny: "Hoboken? Ooh, I'm dyin' again!" (31KB)
bugsppl.wav From a Bugs Bunny episode, "People! Augggh!!!" (36KB)
buzzer.wav Famous buzzer sound taken from Family Feud. (15KB)
conjnctn.wav Taken from an old ABC Saturday Morning classic, "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?" (40KB)
crock.wav Dick from 3rd Rock From The Sun, "Peace on Earth, good will toward men. What a crock!" (31KB)
decency.wav Bulldog from the show Frasier, "I have no sense of decency...that way my other senses are enhanced." (70KB)
dontcare.wav George Costanza from Seinfeld, "We don't care, and it shows!" (19KB)
doughboy.wav Mimi from The Drew Carey Show, "Bite me, doughboy!" (15KB)
dummyup.wav Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "All of yas, dummy up!" (15KB)
elmrfudd.wav Cartoon clip- Elmer Fudd, "There's something scwuwwy awound here." (28KB)
festivus.wav Mr. Costanza from Seinfeld, "A festivus for the rest of us!" (48KB)
fired.wav Cartoon clip- George Jetson's boss, Spacely Sprockets "You're fired!!!" (48KB)
frasier.wav Frasier Crane from the popular show Cheers, "Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?" (31KB)
futile.wav Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek The Next Generation, "Resistance is futile." (31KB)
george.wav George Costanza from Seinfeld, "Amazing...I drive them to lesbianism and he brings 'em back." (41KB)
getugly.wav Drew from The Drew Carey Show, "Like the doctor said the day you were born, 'It's gonna get ugly.'" (34KB)
giddyup.wav Kramer from Seinfeld, "Giddy-up!" (16KB)
grits.wav Flo from the classic TV show Alice, "Kiss my grits!!" (13KB)
henglish.wav Homer Simpson from the Simpsons, "I no speak English". (32KB)
homer.wav Homer Simpson from the Simpsons, "Doh!" (17KB)
howudoin.wav Joey from Friends with his signature line, "Hey, how you doin'?" (51KB)
iggy.wav Jim Ignitowski from Taxi, "Who was I thinking of?" (30KB)
jane.wav Saturday Night Live- Dan Akroyd, "Jane, you ignorant slut!" (15KB)
joebeer.wav A famous clip from Norm Peterson (Cheers) as he sits down to have a beer. (50KB)
knowwell.wav Bugs Bunny says, "He don't know me very well, do he?" (15KB)
kramer.wav Kramer from Seinfeld, "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!" (149KB)
ladeda.wav Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live, "Well la-de-frickin'-da!" (81KB)
lmbrjack.wav Jenny McCarthy from MTV, "Someone call a lumberjack, we've got wood." (59KB)
marvlous.wav Billy Crystal from Saturday Night Live, "You look marvelous." (23KB)
mcmahon.wav Phil Hartman imitating Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live, "You are correct, sir!" (15KB)
meathead.wav Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "You are a meathead!" (36KB)
mrwalter.wav Clip from the end of Taxi re-runs, "Good night Mr. Walters!" (62KB)
noribs.wav Lionel Jefferson from All In The Family, "No ribs? Lord Almighty, what is we gonna do?" (49KB)
norm1.wav Norm Peterson from Cheers, "Women...you can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts!" (41KB)
norm2.wav Norm Peterson from Cheers, "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearin' Milk Bone underwear!" (55KB)
nuts2you.wav Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Ahh, nuts to you!" (20KB)
poppie.wav Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld, "Poppie peed on my sofa!!" (40KB)
rosco.wav Rosco P. Coltrane from Dukes Of Hazzard, "Ooh, I love it, I love it!" (25KB)
satan.wav The Church Lady from Saturday Night Live, "Could it be...Satan??" (49KB)
schlong.wav The famous sound used in A Current Affair. (26KB)
seinfeld.wav Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld, "Well let's cut the bull, sister!" (18KB)
serenity.wav The Costanzas from Seinfeld, "Serenity now! Serenity now!" (56KB)
shuttin.wav From a Bugs Bunny cartoon, "Shut up, shuttin' up!" (10KB)
shutup.wav Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Ahh, shut the hell up!" (14KB)
situbu.wav Popular clip from the end of old Family Ties re-runs, "Sit Boo-Boo, sit! Good dog." (23KB)
songun.wav Funny modification of Porky Pig trying to say, "Son of a gun." (84KB)
special.wav The Church Lady from Saturday Night Live, "Well isn't that special?" (31KB)
spine.wav Frasier Crane from Frasier, "I see you're still waiting on that spine donor." (47KB)
stifle.wav Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Edith, will you stifle? Will you stifle?!" (29KB)
stxstonz.wav Archie Bunker from All In The Family, "Sticks and stones may break my bones.....!" (58KB)
survey.wav Richard Dawson from the game show Family Feud, "Survey said...!" with a buzzer. (96KB)
timallen.wav Famous grunt by Tim Allen from Home Improvement. (20KB)
waithug.wav Dennis Finch from Just Shoot Me, "If you're waitin' for a hug, you might want to pack a lunch." (27KB)
wb.wav Welcome Back Kotter theme song snippet. (60KB)
wsop.wav
ESPN's World Series of Poker theme song snippet. (90KB)
yodeler.wav
Yodeler music sometimes heard on the game show The Price Is Right. (161KB)